Tiger Woods...Evan Bayh

It's one thing to cover meaningless crap as news...but to treat this as anything more than carefully crafted lies tendered as payment for readmission to the celebritocracy... is idiotic and sad. He and Senator Evan Bayh are, strangely enough, similarly situated in my eyes. They're both shoveling disingenuous explanations or apologies at us in the hope of maintaining a revenue stream and/or a position of power.